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Top 100 Reasons to Play Online Bingo

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People play online bingo for a variety of reasons. Most of the reasons found are mostly speculative so we asked the players themselves and came up with some surprising answers. Since most online bingo players are women most of the answers have a feminine perspective. The answers range from humorous to whimsical. For your reading pleasure we present the top 100 reasons to play online bingo.

1. You can use teeth whitening strips while you play.
2. You can play in your pajamas and bunny slippers
3. You can eat your favorite food without feeling like you must share it.
4. No one will hear you curse when you miss a critical number
5. You may blow bubbles with your bubble gum and no one will know.
6. You can watch re-runs of “Everybody Loves Raymond” while you play.
7. There is no easier way to make a couple bucks (at least!)
8. The camaraderie that develops with “regular” players
9. You do not need to take a shower.
10. The chat rooms can make you laugh your pants off!
11. It’s more fun than taking out the trash.
12. You told that creepy guy from your office building that you are busy tonight, and you are!
13. You can play your “Journey’s Greatest Hits” album as loudly as you want.
14. No one will complain about your lingering onion breath from lunch.
15. You can smoke a cigarette without going outside!
16. You don’t need to get a babysitter for your kids.
17. You can throw in a load of laundry in between games.
18. You can be at the house in case the repair company said they would be at your house between 3pm and 8pm.
19. You won’t have to fill up your gas tank.
20. You can play in the dark if you want to.
21. You don’t have to wear shoes.
22. When your mother-in-law calls, you can win money while she goes on and on about her latest ailment.
23. You can tell your husband you are on the computer so long because you are paying the bills (which you will be able to do with your jackpot winnings)
24. You never know what interesting people you will meet in the chat rooms.
25. You can still be there to help your kids with their homework while you play.
26. One less night of figuring out “what to wear”.
27. You’ll never miss an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” again.
28. You can polish your nails while you play.
29. You can finally use that Deep Cleansing Mask that your sister gave you for your birthday.
30. You can also apply that Deep Conditioning Treatment to your hair.
31. When you win the jackpot, you can do that silly dance that your friends say makes you look like you had too much coffee.
32. You can talk on the phone the entire time if you like.
33. You can set the thermostat to however cold or warm you want to be.
34. You don’t have to talk to anyone if you don’t feel like it.
35. Your cat can sleep in your lap the whole time.
36. You don’t have to worry about the pouring rain outside.
37. You can eat ice cream right from the container while you play.
38. No one will notice the spinach in your teeth.
39. You won’t need to shovel the driveway to get out.
40. You can play by a nice crackling fire
41. You can blow bubbles with your bubble-gum even if you’re 45.
42. You don’t have to put your contacts in. Just wear your glasses!
43. You can soak your tired aching feet while you play.
44. You could fold laundry while numbers are being called.
47 Its good for insomniacs.
48 You can eat while you play.
49 You can drink while you play.
50 You can take bathroom breaks and not miss anything.
51 You don’t have to mark your own cards.
52 You can listen to any kind of music you want to while playing.
53 The jackpots are bigger.
54 You can make all the noise you want to while playing.
55 You can play while thoroughly intoxicated and no one will know.
56 You don’t have to go out in bad weather.
57 Online bingo has a lot of freebies
58 You get the same thrill playing online
59 You can play online bingo on auto pilot
60 You don’t have to spend money on daubers
61 No skill required
62 Bingo is affordable for everyone
63 Bingo is pure luck-no strategy involved
64 You can use the silliest of lucky charms without embarrassment playing online Bingo
65 Online bingo offers unique card patterns
66 There are 1,474,200 possible bingo cards
67 You can play online bingo for free
68 You can play online bingo for money
69 You can play free online bingo for money
70 Bingo is a socially acceptable form of gambling
71 Online bingo sites reward player loyalty
72 You can play 24/7
73 You don’t have to pay $4.00 a gallon for gas to drive to a bingo hall
74 You can play online bingo when YOU feel like it
75 You don’t have to adjust your schedule to play
76 You can chat with people from around the world
77 You can play while totally baked
78 It’s a great way to meet ladies for men who play online bingo
79 You can eat junk food and no one will criticize your choice of cuisine
80 You can eat that same junk food in the sloppiest way and no one will say anything
81 Online bingo works for the benefit of the player due to competition
82 Studies show that playing bingo keeps the mind sharp
83 Online bingo is a great activity for senior citizens
84 You don’t have to shave, shower, or get dressed to play online bingo
85 The number of games online bingo provides is endless
86 You can get a lot of free money with bonuses
87 Online payments are fast and easy
88 You can watch the cool animations on online bingo sites
89 You can play online bingo anywhere with a laptop even at the beach
90 Online bingo has better odds of winning
91 You can sit in your favorite chair.
92 You don’t have to shave or comb your hair
93 You can play naked
94 You can adjust the room temperature to suit yourself
95 You don’t have to breathe other peoples smoke
96 You don’t have to hunt for parking
97 You don’t have to pay for parking
98 It’s easy
99 You can win LOTS of money
100 Last but not least-IT’S A LOT OF FUN!

J Davis is a consultant for the online bingo site Bingohouse. His articles may also be found at www.Bingolingo.com and at www.internetbingoblog.com


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